Axe - Are you alright?
Little - No brother I'm not. Have you seen the Chicken King?
Axe - The store where they sell the roasters
Little - (shakes head) The Chicken king is real. He is a super chicken. He has evolved, he has ten fingers and ten toes and a razor talon on each appendage
Axe - I think you need a vacation.
Little - He has a sleigh
Axe - Like santa claus
Little - A sled
Axe - A sled is for snow. Their no snow on the ground
Little - I know there is no show on thr groung. I know that!
Axe - How is he working eveything out with a sleigh if theirs no snow on the ground
Little - I'm telling you what I saw.
Axe - Alright
Little - I'm telling you why I'm not alright
Axe - Does he have reindeer for his sleigh
Little - It's pulled by 2 dozen kids
Axe - Kids? Like baby goats
Little - Children
Axe - Children?
Little - It appears they are working for him. He pays them in sugary snacks.
Axe - What are you going to do?
Little - We wired for assistance, asked the government to send in the seals. The only response we got was a half finished telegraph trying to explain why helicopters dont work anymore in our airspace and how we'd have to do in the Chicken King ourselves.